Intro
This issue is intentionally light.
No workflows to copy.
No tools to learn.
No productivity pressure.
Just a familiar holiday structure reimagined through modern AI — with full transparency into how a creative prompt is built, refined, and turned into something genuinely fun.
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📜 The Poem
Title: The Night the Internet Went Quiet
’Twas the night before Christmas, the internet slept,
No feeds were refreshing, no promises kept.
The screens dimmed themselves with a tired blue glow,
Like the whole world agreed it was time to go slow.
The prompts had been written, then saved just in case,
Each one sounding smart… then losing its place.
The keyboard stayed quiet, the mouse didn’t move,
Like even the gadgets were stuck in the groove.
The phones lay face down, no buzz and no chime,
No warnings, no pings, no “out of your time.”
Group chats went silent, the memes took the night,
Even spam emails chose not to fight.
I sat in a hoodie, one sock on, one bare,
Holding cold cocoa and squinting at air.
My laptop stayed open, one tab still alive,
A file called “Big Ideas” ranked zero of five.
When click! from the hallway made me look twice,
Not loud, not scary — just oddly precise.
The router lights blinked like they knew a big joke,
Then blinked even faster like something awoke.
The screens snapped to life — they zipped, they aligned,
Tabs fixed themselves like they’d suddenly mind.
Drafts cleaned, notes sorted, reminders withdrew,
It finished things I didn’t ask it to do.
It spoke not a word, but went straight to its task,
Closed tabs, fixed the bugs, every lingering ask.
Then lighter than thought, it zipped out of sight,
“All set. All synced.
Merry Christmas. Good night.”
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🧠 The Prompt That Created This Poem
Write a fun, original poem inspired by the rhythm, pacing, and stanza structure of “’Twas the Night Before Christmas,” but do not reuse any lines, imagery, characters, or events from the original poem or from any examples. Write at about a 5th-grade reading level using simple language, strong rhymes, and clear, funny visuals.
Set the poem on Christmas Eve in a modern, AI-driven world with screens, prompts, notifications, routers, and technology behaving strangely. Keep the tone playful, absurd, and joyful (not scary, not sentimental).
Build momentum toward the ending with faster action and movement. Finish with a kinetic exit where the AI completes its work, lifts away, and signs off with a cheerful Christmas-style goodbye.
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🧱 How This Was Built (The Prompt Path)
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Clear constraints.
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Ending Video Prompt (5–7 seconds):
Create a 5–7 second cinematic video set in the same cozy living room on Christmas Eve at night. Laptop tabs slide into order by themselves. Checkmarks appear. Folders tidy. Small UI icons gently click into place. The motion is smooth, playful, and slightly magical. Add subtle camera movement. After everything is organized, the devices softly power down one by one and the room returns to calm. Snow continues falling outside the window. End with the last screen fading to black. Whimsical, joyful tone. No text. No logos. No watermark.
Merry Christmas.
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